Love them or hate them, cheesy, silly jokes are all part of the good cheer during the festive season. After the success of my first selection I put together another list of ten stupid Christmas jokes. Enjoy!
1. Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
2. Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe!
3. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
4. Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
5. Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
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6. Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
7. Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
8. Q: If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A: A Holly Davidson.
9. Q: What did the grape say to the raisin?
A: 'Tis the season to be jelly.
10. Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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Originally published December 9, 2011
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Switch to the desktop site to post a comment.STEVENSTAR | Dec 16, 2012, 11:24 PM EST
AHEM !! IRISH CATS DONT LAUGHG GUYS.... MAYBE CATS IIN AMERICA LAUGH BUT CATS IN IRELAND DONT LAUGH TRUST ME
Searlit | Nov 29, 2012, 06:14 PM EST
Cute!
eiriamach | Nov 29, 2012, 03:04 PM EST
'Chess nuts boasting' reminds me of the fractured Christmas carols that kids have been singing on city streets for generations, like "Good King Sauerkraut, look out! On your feets uneven" to the tune of "Good King Wenceslaus" of course. My favorite is from the "Pogo" comic by Walt Kelly, a version of "Deck the Halls": "Deck us all with Boston Charlie/ Walla Walla Washington and Kalamazoo/ Norah's freezing on the trolley/ Swaller dollar cauliflower Alleygaroo.... Trolley Molly don't love Harold,/Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo...." Christmas is for children, young and old.
rondonaghe | Nov 29, 2012, 09:21 AM EST
I just love corny jokes. Thanks. I especially like the one about the chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.