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A new twist on Glenn Beck's Nolan chart


Glenn Beck's Nolan chart has become the latest political fad in Tea Party and Libertarian circles.
Right after he mentioned it the site crashed and has stayed down -- which leaves me with an interesting dilemma.

I want to take the test but can't find what it is. I've done my best as a fellow Irish American to Mr. Nolan whoever he was to recreate the questions.I'll call it the Roberts chart.
For my liberal readers I also include the Kennedy chart.

Here are my ten questions.
1. Do you like Glenn Beck more than Bill O'Reilly?
If answer is yes, 4 points , no 0
2. Do you like Glenn Beck more than Sean Hannity?
Yes 4 points, No 0
3. Do you like Glenn Beck more than Rush Limbaugh?
Yes, 4 points, no 0
4. Do you think Rachel Maddow should wear a burka?
Yes 4 points, No 0
5. Should illegal immigrants be executed?
Yes 4 points No 0
6. Do you think Barack Obama is a Kenyan spy?
Yes 4 points No 0
7.Do you like St.Patrick's Day?
Yes 4 points, No 0
8.Is your favorite color red?
Yes 0 No 4 points
9. Do you think Mexico should be nuked?
yes 4 points No 0
10. Have you reached the end of this survey?
Yes 4 points No 0

Next up the Kennedy Test for liberals
1. Do you miss the Soviet Union
Yes 4 points, No 0
2. Red is your favorite color
Yes 4 points No 0
3. Ted Kennedy was our lost best president
Yes 4 points, No 0
4. Rush Limbaugh is retarded
Yes 4 points No 0
5. Much more government is needed
Yes 4 points No 0
6. Soviet style central planning works
Yes 4 points No 0
7. Single payer Health care works
Yes 4 points No 0
8. Barack Obama is Lincoln redux
Yes 4 points No 0
9. We should all move to Canada
Yes 4 points No 0
10. I have reached the end o the survey
Yes 4 points, No 0

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