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Oliver Cromwell was a metrosexual obsessed with his appearance

New research suggests hated warlord was in touch with his feminine side


New reports say Oliver Cromwell was a metro-sexual obsessed with his appearance
New reports say Oliver Cromwell was a metro-sexual obsessed with his appearance
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New reports are set to shock historians - Oliver Cromwell was a metro-sexual in touch with his feminine side.

Researchers now claim the merciless English tyrant was addicted to fancy cosmetics and infatuated with his appearance.

Cromwell, perhaps the most hated figure in Irish history, slaughtered tens of thousands of Irish men, women and children in 1649.

He also coined the phrase ‘To Hell or to Connacht’ as he built a reputation as a warlord to be feared.

Now it transpires that he had a softer, effeminate side according to a report in the Irish Sun.

The newspaper says that academics now believe Cromwell was obsessed with his appearance.

The claim has been made after chemical tests on the contents of mysterious pots that once belonged to Cromwell.

The research concludes that the pots contain soft soap, most likely made from olive oil.

The scientists at Exeter University in England say the items had no medicinal use and were even scented with delicate fragrances.

Most soaps in the mid-17th century were made using animal fat or fish oils and tended to have a foul stench says the report.

Study group leader Sally Pointer explained: “The metrosexual Cromwell slathered himself in only the finest quality women’s creams which would have made him smell like flowers.

“This is real top-of-the-range stuff - like going into Harrods and shopping from the most expensive make-up counter.

“It shows appearances were important even for a person like Cromwell, who was very godly, with personally very strong puritan convictions.”

Pointer revealed the grooming products were taken from a small wooden chest containing 55 pots that once belonged to Cromwell.

Curators found four labels previously hidden under embroidered lids that list the perfumes in the products as ‘jasmine’, ‘orange tree flowers’, ‘bitter oranges’ and ‘cassia’, a spice similar to cinnamon.

Chairman of the British Cromwell Association Dr Patrick Little said: “If this was a gift from abroad, it shows that he was not perceived as being austere.”

The chest will be the centrepiece of an exhibition which opens this weekend at the Cromwell Museum in Huntingdon, England.


Nster.com


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(Cat has returned my tongue, slightly used.) Ollie looks a bit foppish in this particular portrait, and who knew he was once young?
* (* = Words fail me.)
Cromwell murdered in retaliation for the murders of thousands of Protestants at the hands of Catholics. It was reprisal pure and simple.
Sounds like an S & M, D & S closet gay. How fitting penitence it would have been for some big, burly Irishman to tie him up and give it to him well!
I wonder if Ollie used any of this on his arse with a big burly Irishman as penitence?
I couldn't resist it Seano.lol
/so Cromwell was a fraud, not just a murderous tyrant. Sort of like Obama.
You brighten my day sirpeter LOL
STEVO."SHOO SHOO SKKKAAA GO ON GET OUT OF HERE YOU ANNOYING FLY !!!"Have a wash!!I'm sure the fly will go away then. ;))
bythebay and Stevenfallingstar are more to be pitied than laughed at.
ancavker | May 11, 2012, 11:03 AM EDT sirpeter: That is the revisionist way. The Irish fight to take back what was stolen from them and it is horrible. The Native Americans do it, and it is understandable. Michael Collins was a gangster and a gunman (according to the revisionists), the PLO/Hamas are legitimate freedom fighters.................>>>>>>>>> SHOO SHOO SKKKAAA GO ON GET OUT OF HERE YOU ANNOYING FLY !!!
Excuse me, but if Cromwell murdered "10's of thousands" of Irish men, women and children, how can he be described as "very godly?" Who did his PR campaign? That's something one would expect to come out of the PR machine for Cardinal Brady!
sirpeter: That is the revisionist way. The Irish fight to take back what was stolen from them and it is horrible. The Native Americans do it, and it is understandable. Michael Collins was a gangster and a gunman (according to the revisionists), the PLO/Hamas are legitimate freedom fighters.
@Bythebay - You forgot religous intolerance. The Puritans came to America seeking religous freedom but did not extend it to any other religous group. The Quakers all got shipped off to Rhode Island. If you were catholic you were in big trouble. The Puritan belief that God showed his blessing by making one wealthy is still at the root of many of America's current problems. If you are poor, then God considers you a sinner and is punishing you according to our modern puritans.
Bythebay.Quote"Cromwell's pillage of Ireland was in retribution for the massacre of Protestants in Ireland"Unquote.These Protestant settlers had settled on land SEIZED from former,native Catholic owners to make way for the NON-NATIVE Protestants.Who was the aggressor?Who stole the land? Who forced the native Irish off the land?When the Native Irish use force to get their land back that's a massacre?But you defend Native Americans who also used force and killed settlers who also SEIZED land.Pillage of Ireland = Retribution.Pillage of Native American land = Brutalized and robbed.Anyway the main reason Cromwell came to Ireland was the military threat posed by the alliance of the Irish Confederate Catholics and English royalists.First and foremost it was about power and control of IRISH land.




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