Mysteries uncovered by 4,000 BC treasures discovered in dumpster

"Gold is where you find it."

I am excited about this article and can't wait to hear more about the discoveries. Being a History buff and a proud Irish-American, this is the news I live for. But I have to tell you folks, I was in possession of the most precious treasure to ever come out of Ireland, for many years. That was my Beautiful, Angel of a Mother, Dorothy McNulty of Lurgan, County Armagh, who gave my father the honor of becoming his bride, married in Lurgan, at the end of WWII. God Bless My Mum, The Real Treasure Of Ireland.

Why would you say "BC is in the dumpster"? I could say the same about "ND"! Go BC! Beat ND!

The story of how these items came into the possession of the pharmacy in Strokestown has always been a bit dodgy. The owner's daughter said that her father bought it from someone who "found it in the bog." Very unlikely story. Perhaps the father (long ago deceased) was a dealer in such antiquities and the daughter was covering for themselves (there were 2 daughters) and their father's memory? Perhaps the items were taken from one of the many ancient burial sites/forts/mounds found in the Strokestown/Tulsk area before such exacavations were regulated by the state and the items (as well as others) found thier way to the pharmacist? Put no credance in the statement that they were discovered together. They were not.

dumpster dum unlike pope's archivest "Dempster" - a Scot who was caught tampering with Vatican records to make all things referring to Ireland to appear as of Scotland.