Irish police try to solve mystery as thieves go missing in Dublin's secret tunnels

That sure beats sending them to prison !!

Sounds like something outta Batman, Bane probably.

An Irish gang has been blamed for a series of thefts of rhino horns from museums across Europe in the last year. They forgot to add "a criminal gang from an extended North Dublin/Limerick family"

"... two men who entered the city's sewerage system ... and haven't been seen since." A critical mass of honourable citizens may have flushed the jacks simultaneously, and the suir-rat rhino-horn heisters were flushed out to sea. My own bets are that they were Dublin City Council (DCC) workers mending the suirs, but since DCC workers are such a rare appearance due to Local Government cut backs, citizens were trautmatised by such an apparition of Ballinspittal proportions. Anyone seeing such a rare occasion are advised to record it for posterity on their phonecams to show grand children what full employment used to look like in the good old days.

Gosh now we know where the Quinn lads are hiding, seal all manholes.

Down the Big Hole, with a Gun, the New Testament and the Dream of a United Irish Republic ~~

If they are in the Liffey, don't worry. They're surely dead by now. Sewers are no place to go with a horn!!

I was in a Dublin pub on friday and heard two men say they would eat sewage before they'd emigrate to New Zealand.