I’m dreaming of a white...St.Patrick's Day

Why don't we seed the clouds with GREEN dye ?? "tis worth a try don't you think ??

Whaaat?.... White? What will ICentral’s winner of their wonderfully precious prize to be present in Ireland for Saint Patrick’s Day think? - Maybe think like “I should pack my bags with cold-defeating clothes, cold-defeating make-up and cold-defeating smallies.” Ah, shure... whatever... the weather, there’ll be a warm welcome for her in the parlour for her and her red hair and humour at the Ceili Mor. Whatevertheweather (sic). Oops Alors!!

It does usually seem to be icy or sleety during that time. I always feel sorry for anyone, especially cheerleaders (short skirts), who come over for the parade. There was one year in the past 12 years that it was warm and we were having a BBQ.