Giovanni Trapattoni asks Irish team not to 'overdose' on sex ahead of UEFA Cup

"Overdose"? - "Nothing too strenuous"? "Ifa ya gonna eat - eat - eat - whadya expect?" Overdose - what's the baseline dosage? Strenuous - has he proscribed given kama sutra contortions? And eat - eat - eat? Hey Giovanni! Whatsa wit the oral and culinary metaphor - hey! We ain't takin' pizza ya know! (Whatsa goin' on in dat el duderino Italianos's mind. Hmmm! Not sure I like the Freudian implication?) And heh! Donna betray de Irish - they no lika dat kinda ting!

Before a swim meet, we were told a few days ahead, no sex, no booze, no parties!!!! This was high school. Coach knew what he was talking about!!

Looking at some of the uglies on the Irish team, I'd say it's a safe bet they won't be over busy at night.

Hopefully, Robbie and the boys will make some noise. The best of all possible outcomes would be for a second in their group and the French win theirs. Then it's "lunch time".

Let her do the work!

UEFA Cup? Best if you stick to baseball.