1. On President Obama’s long-form birth certificate
"I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have him show his birth certificate, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can. Because if he can't, if he can't, if he wasn't born in this country, which is a real possibility…then he has pulled one of the great cons in the history of politics."
2. After the release of President Obama’s long-form birth certificate
“Today I'm very proud of myself, because I've accomplished something that nobody else has been able to accomplish. I was just informed, while on the helicopter, that our president has finally released a birth certificate. I want to look at it, but I hope it's true, so that we can get on to much more important matters, so the press can stop asking me questions. He should have done it a long time ago. Why he didn't do it when the Clintons asked for it, why he didn't do it when everyone else was asking for it, I don't know. But I am really honored, frankly, to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully getting rid of this issue. Now, we have to look at it, we have to see, is it real? Is it proper? What's on it? But I hope it checks out beautifully. I am really proud, I am really honored.”
3. On his continued skepticism of the legitimacy of Obama's American citizenship
"(Obama) didn't know he was running for president, so he told the truth. The literary agent wrote down what he said...He said he was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia."
4. On why he opposes gay marriage
"It's like in golf. A lot of people — I don't want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist."
5. On President Obama’s healthcare plan
“We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't! Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that didn't read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a Dumbo President who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, for which we'll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese , and financed by a country that's broke!!!!!
'What the hell could possibly go wrong?”
6. On President Obama’s books
"Barack Obama wouldn't be president—and, you know, I wrote many best sellers, and also, number one bestsellers including The Art of the Deal. So I know something about writing. And I want to tell you, the guy that wrote the first book didn't write the second book. Obama made a big mistake when he wrote the second book. Because the second book was not Ernest Hemingway, it was about 37 classes below. So, the first book is Ernest Hemingway-plus. The second book was written by somebody that was much more average."
7. While joking about the possibility of running for US President
"I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."
8. On Obama's education
"I heard he was a terrible student, terrible. How does a bad student go to Columbia and then to Harvard?"
9. On the threat he poses to the Obama reelection campaign
"I know for a fact that I am the only candidate they are concerned with," Trump told The Daily News. "They are very concerned because I am challenging him as to whether or not he was born in this country where there is a real doubt."
10. More on his Obama citizenship doubts
"If I got the nomination, if I decide to run, you may go back and interview people from my kindergarten. They'll remember me. Nobody comes forward. Nobody knows who he is until later in his life. It's very strange. The whole thing is very strange."
Source: Political Humor; End of the American Dream; SocialLiteLife.com.
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Switch to the desktop site to post a comment.yesyesyes | Oct 28, 2012, 09:45 AM EDT
HE's a JOKER not to be taken seriously..
borefield | Oct 26, 2012, 10:46 PM EDT
Trump goes to great lengths to prove a point, he is not always successful . Obama does not have a history that can be disputed one way or another. We know nothing about this person, no one knows where he was born, if his family wasn't wealthy where did he get the money to go to Harvard, did he get a scholarship?, don't think so! He never held a Real Job, he was a community activist, then a senator. Never passed a bill, just raised his hand and said "present" in the history of the Presidency this has never happened before. I really want to see Michelle's records. She is the angry white hater, it would be interesting to read how much she encouraged his Hope and Change.
eirefest2 | Oct 26, 2012, 10:29 PM EDT
Get a haircut!
alisaann | Oct 26, 2012, 07:33 PM EDT
i wish this guy would just GO THE HELL AWAY....he keeps making himself look like a DAMNED FOOL.....obama's mother was a US CITIZEN, from what i understand...and as long as 1 parent is a US CITIZEN, that is all that matters. alisa
AengusOg | Oct 26, 2012, 04:54 PM EDT
Who shot JFK? That Barak Obama is a fraud is certainly within the realm of possibility. The President refuses to release his transcripts, he is without a public life history, and has published autobiographical "facts' that are contradictory. And you don't believe that LHO shot JFK? I commend IC for including # 4 & 5. Donald Trump takes full responsibility for his opposition to gay marriage without couching it in some ridiculous argument. The Obamacare joke is great comedy. The sad truth is that it is just a greater waste of tax money being used to bail out our fatuously mismanaged Medicare and Medicaid programs.
WireNews+Co | Oct 26, 2012, 03:26 PM EDT
Yesterday, in his customary bold and brash way, Donald Trump Tweeted a video in which he challenged the President of the United States (whoever that is) to make his university and passport records available in exchange for $5 million that he would donate immediately to any charity or charities of the President's choice. Seems to me like that would have been a quick and easy way to lift five really large from someone a lot of people would dearly love to shut up over this Administration's lack of transparency. It would be really easy. Just open the files and spread the cash to some needy folks and he (Barry Soetoro) would be a hero and he'd have proven quite a lot of people wrong. Simple as. That is unless you've got something to hide. In fact, if I was the President, I'd have announced that I was opening those files (finally) because I knew if I waited long enough one of these dumb birthers would cough up the cash (for charity) and it would make it all worthwhile. But that's not what Barack... err Barry did. No, this dumbass went on the Jay Leno Show and made a joke about when he and Trump were growing up in Kenya... The problem is most people didn't get the joke. This President's supporters are so smitten with his funny lines and so dependent on the handouts his Administration doles out that they can't think independently for a moment and realise just how little they actually know about the current resident of the White House. It's all a joke to this President and he's laughing alright... he's laughing at the American public. http://www.wirenews.co/op-ed/usa/1767/barack-barry-soetoro-obama-laughs-off-5m-for-charity
Frosty38 | Oct 26, 2012, 10:37 AM EDT
What do you think you will get from a German . What they did was very bad
cillowen | Oct 26, 2012, 10:09 AM EDT
why are we picking on this kenyan born Trumpy frumpy fella whom obama embarrased on the soccer fields of both kenya and the us of a.