Colleen Shannon, Playboy playmate, arrested for smuggling alien into US

fiftieth in 2004... so that makes her - what? - roughly 58? looks great, eh? as for Hef, can faces be ironed?

Yet another Yank described as "Irish American"! Her mother's from Sweden, so how come she's not Swedish American?

Associating with Heff shows me that she has serious problems. And then, it might have been more than just a boyfriend in her contraband: some drug "mules" in South America were found to have swallowed, e.g., bag of cocaine before boarding so they could do the, er, needful after landing. So I hope they checked her, ahem, bloomers and bra that made her look just a bit too, er, healthy. (I don't expect this to get published in IrishCentral, since I know youse liberal omadhauns are squeamish about, er, sex.)

WHAW. What a way to get smuggled in anywhere. Would be well worth getting caught and dumped out again.

If you come legally you are an immigrant, illegally you are an alien. On a completely different not, is hugh hefner doing a remake of the movie "weekend at bernies" he'd be perfect for the lead role.

Sounds as if she did not quite "measure up" to the Homeland Security gatekeepers' standards. Not enough swedish in her meat balls?

Its curious that Americans use the word "alien" rather than immigrant. It suggests that in the near future they may expect the arrival of extraterrestrials if indeed they don't walk the streets among them already.