Barack Obama is finally creating jobs -- in Ireland of all places

I am sure the president will be very proud of the tribute being paid to him, naming a gas station and burger joint after him. Perhaps Ollie Hayes and Henry 8th can persuade the president to make an official state visit to Moneygall to cut the ribbon on this monument. Perhaps they can persuade him to use the mensroom enabling them to encase the toilet seat in glass and put it on display. The president might even autograph it, after he has used it of course. The towel the president uses to wash his hands (I am sure he does)might be displayed seperately. Phil Coulter's melody comes to mind, 'scorn not their simplicity'.