Top ten worst Christmas and Santa Claus jokes of all time

What was the name of the ninth reindeer? Olive, as in the song "Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

Christian to Jewish dept. store owner, "I'll bet you don't like Christmas." Jewish owner, "Oh, we love it. We join hands and dance around the cash register singing, "What a Friend We Have in Jesus." (That's the title of an old hymn sung in America)

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Why doesn't Santa have children? He only comes once a year and that's down a chimney.

It was Christmas day in the harem. The Eunochs all were there. Watching the lovely maidens combing their beautiful hair. Up stood the Lord of the harem. And his voice rang thru the halls. Saying: "What diya want for Christmas boys?". And they all shouted "B...S".

Never heard them. Sorry, they're ridiculously funny. The kind of jokes young kids would love, or teens high on pot, or people who never heard them before. Loosen up, it's Christmas. A little indulging of other people, even boring relatives, is in the spirit of the season.

You said there would be jokes. Where are the jokes?

A man returns to his hometown for Christmas where an old friend is running a diner (this is an American joke obviously). The man goes in for breakfast, looks at the menu and the owner recommends the eggs benedict. That sounded nice so the man ordered it and waited for it to come. The owner shows up with the meal on an old chrome hubcab. The man says, "What the feck (not so American now, is he?) is this?" The owner replies, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

pathetic

sad very sad LOL