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Top ten Irish male fashion disasters - PHOTOS & POLL

Repeat offenders named and shamed today


Reality TV stars and Pop duo - Jedward
Reality TV stars and Pop duo - Jedward
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IrishCentral.com Poll

Which Irishman is guilty of the worst fashion faux pas?

Michael Flatley


Daniel O'Donnell


Colin Farrell


Jonathan Rhys Meyers


Someone else


PHOTOS - Top ten Irish male fashion disasters slideshow

Irish men are in the main huge fashion conformists who are indifferent to trends and secretly overawed by fashion. If it's in the shops and other people are wearing it it they'll probably give it a go but don't look to them for fashion forwardness.

If you're looking for an Irish man with obvious personal style try Kerry footballer Paul Galvin. But for every one of him there's 100 poor gasurs still stuck in the 1980's elevator.

Here's Irish Central's list of the ten top serial Irish male fashion offenders.

Tell us if you agree or disagree and let us know who you think should be on - or off - the list. We name and shame because we love, obviously. It 's hard to overstate the damage that one truly committed man can do to the international image of Irish style.

1. Michael Flatley

Legendary Irish dancer Michael Flatley's modus operandi has always been go big or go home. But constantly wondering how to top yourself should never lead to fashion mavens ardently hoping that you will.

Give the man his due though, for over ten years he stood at the center of a major revitalization of Irish dance (we just wish he hadn't done most of it in shimmering gold lame).

There are so many things to lament about Flatley's personal style: the gold head bands, the glistening orange chest, the lace up black leather pants, the embroidered flamenco jackets, and worst of all - oh mother of God - the frilly overblown shirt sleeves. You could have hidden half a medieval court in them. Believe it or not they're still spoken of with dread and horror wherever fashionable Irish people meet.

2. Jedward

These two fraternal Irish pop singing twins really deserve their own category. They're either deliberately provocative performance artists or raving lunatics. Jedward really don't care what you think of them, and if you deeply dislike them they may actually prefer it.

In terms of fashion they get it right as often as they get it wrong but we're including them here one reason: the stand up spiky blond hair.

Like everything else they do, Jedward want a big reaction from you - any reaction really - and the hair is just the tip of their obnoxious iceberg. They're actually closer to the spirit of punk rock, which makes their genesis on the most conservative music show in the universe (The X Factor) all the more funny. Simon Cowell couldn’t stand them and that’s recommendation enough for us.

3. Daniel O'Donnell

It's all been said a million time before about Daniel we know, but don’t forget to remember those heavy knitted sweaters, accessorized with that thousand-yard-stare. Or all the stone washed denim. Have you had enough yet?

PHOTOS - Top ten Irish male fashion disasters slideshow


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I tok my 4 yr old grandson to see Jedward last christmas, lucky for me I
Irish people do not wear those T shirts. Strictly Irish Americans and assorted others.
Shoes the first thing "people" notice? By people do you mean women? In any case it's not what's first noticed about Colin Farrell that counts, it's what noticed later, isn't it, especially for women? ... Good god, save us from the fashion conscious.
 




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