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The worst Irish accents in Hollywood movies - SEE VIDEOS

Julia Roberts and Sean Connery may have won Oscars, but they can't pull off an Irish accent!


Brad Pitt in "Devil's Own"
Brad Pitt in "Devil's Own"
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The Irish accent, judging from some of Hollywood's attempts at it over the years, must surely be one of the most difficult for actors to master. We've plowed through the archives and nominated our top 10 worst offenders. What do you think?

Read down through our list or use the playlist on the right to listen to the top 10 Worst Hollywood Irish accents!

 
1. SEAN CONNERY IN DARBY O'GILL AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE"

The gold standard to judge against all other bad Irish accents must surely remain Sean Connery's portrayal of Michael McBride, in the Walt Disney classic "Darby O' Gill and the Little People."
 

2.SEAN CONNERY IN "THE UNTOUCHABLES"

That was in 1959; by 1987, when he starred as the tough Irish cop Jim Malone in "The Untouchables," things had scarcely improved (though ironically, he nabbed the Best Supporting Actor Oscar).
 
it's not just the Irish accent that the Bond star has grappled with it - no doubt he also made the cut for some Top 10 List of Bad Russian Accents for his portrayal of Captain Marko Ramius,  in  "The Hunt for Red October."
 
3. KEVIN SPACEY IN "ORDINARY DECENT CRIMINAL"

Every so often, U.S. actors - even really good, respected actors like Kevin Spacey - come out with stuff like "Ordinary Decent Criminal," a fairly unremarkable movie save for the fact that the main stars all try to outdo one another on the bad Irish accent front.
 
It's a kind of bizarre concoction of various Irish regional accents - a little bit of Dublin, a touch of Northern Ireland - that slips into American every fifth sentence or so.
 
It's astonishing that Colin Farrell, a native Dubliner, didn't think of saying to Spacey, "What the f**k, Kevin?! No one in Ireland, and I mean no one, talks like that! Now go get a voice coach and give the Oirish accent a rest!"
 
This mustn't have happened - and indeed, the director, Thaddeus O'Sullivan, himself an Irishman, somehow failed to spot that Spacey's co-star, Linda Fiorentino, had an equally ridiculous accent. Shame on both O'Sullivan and Farrell for not spotting these...
 
It remains a mystery why this film actually got made, when John Boorman's "The General" - a movie about the same thing - came out before it, and is vastly superior.

4. TOMMY LEE JONES IN "BLOWN AWAY"


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I am just an ignorant American, but I have been to Ireland a few times and have some Irish friends, some even from Belfast. Therefore, I was quite pleasantly surprised by Brad Pitt's accent. To me it sounded just fine, though like I said, I am not a native. That a Scot like Sean Connery or Gerald Butler can't pull off an acceptable (to Irish ears) accent is a bit odd. And that a fine actress like Julia Roberts is also deficient blows me away. Tom Cruise was acceptable at the beginning of 'Far and Away', but lost it by halfway through the movie. What about native Irishmen? Do they have bad accents too? Pierce Brosnan was in a movie I can't remember the name of just now, but he sounded horrible. Of course, me being the silly American, I think everyone should sound like they do in 'The Quiet Man'. I have actually been happily amazed when I meet someone that speaks like they are straight from that movie.
Eiregirl, please don't step on my dreams. I LOVED Minnie Driver in Circle of Friends and have watched that movie an embarrassing number of times. OK the accent had its ropey moments but it was way better than Saffron Burrows' (Nan Mahon's) effort and Colin Firth didn't even try to be Anglo-Irish. Driver's timing was exquisite. Her face had a Wellesian plasticity (perhaps the extra pounds helped) and she was able to convey multiple conflicting emotions at once. I better stop on the wonders of Minnie. The main reason for big name actors is financing. Why can't scripts of fictional events be tweaked to take account of the weird accent on display? With that said, if a Scotsman of limited versatility (here's looking at YOU, Sean) has to play an Irishman, why on earth can't they let it be a Northener? That way you can be yourself and offend nobody outside Ulster.
Not to be nitpicky, but I believe Brad Pitt's character in "The Devil's Own" was Frankie Mcguire, not Frankie Gallagher.
Next up: The 10 worst American Accents by British or Irish actors. First place: Vanessa Redgrave in anything she has ever portrayed a North American in.
@carrickcourt: wasn't John Wayne's character a fighter from America?
Sorry to date myself but John Wayne in "The Quiet Man" has got to the worst Irish or lack of an Irish accent in a movie.The Duke, whose character in the movie is Irish born and raised, does not even try to do an Irish accent.
Umm, I simply can't believe that one of the biggest offenders was left off this list. But Leo DiCrapprio has absolutely butcherd accents all over the place, including Irish!!! Even if you are a fan of him, you have to admit that his accents are horrible. Don't even get me staaded on his Bahston accent either! Wicked retahded! :-)
I LOVE this! But...hate to tell ya....a lot of Americans still think Gerry Butler and Craig Ferguson ARE Irish! And- way back when I watched Michael Collins- I actually decided (so I could stop thinking about it) that Julia Roberts must not even BE Irish in the movie because her accent was so bad. I absolutely love the Irish accents, and often annoy the hell out of my family by trying to speak with one. Luckily, nobody's recording!
People always get the Texas accent wrong, too. It's always some bizarre southern accent that sounds nothing like it. They can't get a Boston accent right either. In Mystic River, Sean Penn was running around saying "Dorchestah" instead of "Dahchistah". Laura Linney sounded like she was from Brooklyn.
watched Michael Collins last night, I was thinking the same thing, Julia Roberts is a great actress, but she could do some work on her Irish accent.
Another accent that is "slaughtered" in movies and television is the Southern accent. Every Southern state has its own version. Just hard to get it right and sound authentic.
Hell a true brogue is too hard to understand. In american films anything goes. Take Brad Pitt in SNATCH, like tha man said "Did ya understand anything he said?" Movies are for entertainment...When I watch a film made in Ireland with all irish actors I need to have captioning so I don't miss the dialogue. I have a slight brogue I'm told and have been told to slow down to be understood. Get over the worst accents and concentrate on the movie !!!!
On second thought. Don't English actors do the best job with accents? Exception: those who attempt to pass off an English accent as a Southern American/Texas accent.
I don't think that it's fair to include Sean Connery in any list like this because he always uses the same accent whether he's a Russian Submarine Captain:'The Hunt For Red October' or a British Officer in the 'Man Who Would Be King' or 'Bond, James Bond'....I enjoy your top ten lists by the way.....Thanks !
Heck if I can tell the difference, except even I noticed that Sean Connery is a Scot.




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