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Ireland celebrates Michelle Obama in advance of Presidential visit


First Lady Michelle Obama
First Lady Michelle Obama
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R is for Race So-called "birthers" have questioned the validity of Obama's American nationality and thus his right to hold the highest office in the land. Michelle hasn't dignified the charges with a response but she herself has been the subject of racist caricature. She's had an image of an ape's face superimposed on her own on the internet, seen the New Yorker magazine portray her a militant Black Panther, and in one internet posting about the Obama's upcoming state visit to the UK, a concerned American citizen wrote, "I hope Queen Elizabeth has someone keep an eye on the silverware and bath towels."

S is for Sasha. Sasha is the Obama's nine-year-old daughter and she lists "soccer, dance and drama" as her interests. Like their mother, both Malia is a keen piano player.

T is for Toned arms. Michelle's Amazonian figure has made her the perfect clothes horse but the world did a double take when she revealed what a great set arms she has when she began wearing sleeveless dresses at official engagements.

U is for Unforgettable. Michelle and Obama's first dance at their wedding was to Unforgettable by Nat King Cole. Their first date was a trip to the cinema to see Do The Right Thing, the Spike Lee movie set in Harlem.

V is for Vendetta. The vendettas waged against Michelle range from the very serious to the plain silly. Death threats against her husband are an obvious example but she has also been accused of "killing" Captain Crunch, the sugary cereal beloved of American kids, with her anti-obesity campaign.

W is for Warmth Rating. This particularly American-sounding barometer of popularity recently rated Michelle at 60.1 degrees out of 100. Her husband was fourth at 56.5 and over-baked Alaskan Sarah Palin was at 38.2.

X is for well, X. Displays of public affection between President and First Lady are a relatively rare thing but the Obamas can be seen canoodling and kissing on a frequent basis.
Y is for Yes she can!

Z is for Z. As in Jay Z. Michelle and Barack are the political power couple in the US and Beyonce and Jay Z are very much the pop power couple. Jay Z and Beyonce both played at Obama's inauguration and have been known to drop into the White House on visits. Beyonce is also involved in Michelle's Let's Move anti-obesity programme.


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Here is a creative alternative alphabet sent by an astute reader: Alphabet-No-Soup A is for Abundant--fawning, fatuous drivel; B is for Bloated--excess puffery! Piffle! C is for Corny--a banal, mawkish Love Ode; D is for Daft--with delight in express mode! E is for Enumerate--one-by-one to extol; F is for Falderal--A-to-Z-z-z-z-z--is-that-all? G is for Gratuitous--so freely bestowed; H is for Hubris--unrestrained, how it flowed! I is for Idolatry--fixational, sensational; J is for Jejune--of doubtful inspirational! K is for Kowtow--bow in much servile deference; L is for Low--from the waist (low) for reference! M is For Mother--so revered, as it should be! N is for Nanny--as the "State" that we might see. O is for Oprah--send that list to her, pronto! P is for Proselytize--you believe; must I want to? Q is for Quiescent--not a viable notion; R is for Rabid--as in ardent devotion. T is for Twaddle--pretentious and silly; U is for Unbridled--free to run willy-nilly! V is for Violins--I can hear on the breeze, W is for Whine--I'll have some with my cheese! X is for Xenophobe--A closed mind-set, for no man! Y is for Yankee--"DoodleDandy" George Cohan! Z is for Zero--no more, at the end-loop; Z .20 is for Alphabet-No!-Soup!
Alright so the alphabetical approach is a little cheesy, but she is a wonderful first lady who does not deserve the vitrol of the vicious below. Get a life in order to not spead more hate.
I think it's a bunch of hogwash. Muchelle's an embarrassment!! She is so necessary that when she left the University of Illinois Hospital, they did away with her position. An empty head a product of Chicago politics.
A well-educated, cheerful, savvy woman who connects well with people everywhere she goes, and she's in the White House--I'm happy with that. I'd be happier if she occupied the Oval Office, but I wouldn't be surprised if one of her daughters someday takes a liking to that job.
What do I think. You don't even want to know.
Who writes this crap about these losers?
Let's see... is this their 13th or 14th vacation at our expense. You forgot the real meaning of the letters.... a) arrogant/annoying, b) baaad, c) callous d) deadbeat, e) egotistical, f) fickle, g) guile.... I think you get what I mean!! Keep her... no, keep them both!
How stupidly blind can the Irish be?, perhaps they are just saying all these silly things about Michelle to rile us up. She is an angry, self serving person Black woman. As for style, she hasn't a clue how to dress in an elegant way, as for diet, she should start with herself first. Her motto and his motto is "do as I say not as I do" all of this is at the expense of the American taxpayer. She hates white people. I am just so disgusted with all this slobbering. Please try and convince them to stay there. Have her plant a few potatoes.
"Ad hominem" arguments are easy and often vicious attacks put forth by small minds who are incapable of rational, logical thinking. Disagree with their political views if you want but to vilify people who are trying to make America better for all Americans is not useful.
MICHELLE HATES AMERICA! NEXT WE WILL HEAR RHAT MICHELLE IS PART IRISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, ENGLISH, AND SWISS!
Excuse me while I use the bathroom to upchuck.
Seriously? I am hoping this was writtn tongue-in-cheek. If it wasn't - keep her there. Maybe she can find her Irish roots.
They can keep her!
you forgot to mention that she can never practise law again,
You just don't have a clue, do you. This is not a woman to praise, She is stupid and , with her husband, just want to have a great time, all over the world at the expense of the people of America
 




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