Bono reveals working title for U2’s next album – ’10 Reasons to Exist'

No 1 Dutch tax havens. No 2 Getting away with gross hypocrisy No 3 Giving the planet the benefit of your bloated ego and getting paid for it No 4 Having more than one face No 5 Being mates with Rupert Murdock No 6 Learning how easy it is to fool the stupid Irish No 7 Still being able to sell albums long after you can write a decent tune No 8 Getting the credit for poorer peoples donations to charity No 9 Playing with the kind of fools who make up the Irish government No 10 Never getting caught