AND FINALLY…Two Blues fans, both hard of hearing and strangers to each other, were about to ride the London Underground. One of them, peering at the station they were entering, said,
“Pardon me, Sir, but is this Wembley?”
“No,” said the other, “Thursday.”
“No, thank you,” said the first. “I’ve already had a little drink.”
KEEP RIGHT ON
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