Robert Pattinson: Being English means you don't have to worry about your looks

Have you heard the news girls? Robert Pattinson says he can't get a date.

"Girls scream out for Edward, not Robert," the “Twilight” star tells the Sydney Morning Herald. "I still can't get a date."

Oh Lord, this guy is as phony as a three dollar bill and a teller of big fat lies to boot.

Here’s another report from yesterday: "Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are too in love to leave each other, sources say. According to an insider, the couple refuses to be apart at any time."

Can't get a date Rob? Only with one of the most desirable actresses in Hollywood. “Liar, liar pants on fire.”

Still Pattinson persists with his nonsense.

"Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road," he told the Australian paper. "We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it's like that all the time now."

Poor little lamb.

He says he's actually happy he is playing second fiddle in the new “Twilight” film. "I'm not the lead in the second film. Taylor [Lautner] is," he says. "I appear in Bella's dreams. So I'm in it but the focus is not on me."

He says he has "significant moments" only  at the beginning of the movie and at the end.

"So I'm more of a supporting role in this one, which is why I felt so free," he says. "I didn't have to deal with any of the b------ of the first one. I don't have to hold the movie or worry about the fans. I think I did it better without all those pressures."

Liar liar. Rob Pattinson wants the limelight so bad he'd even pretend a New York taxi has run him over for headlines. Rob Pattinson wants the limelight so bad his flacks tell press where he is  going to eat so he can pretend he's upset they found him.

Pattinson you are so full of it and your fans will find out soon enough...