How to get an Irish passport

A much easier way would be for one to simply wash up in Ireland pregnant, and manage to endear themselves to any number of Left-wing, Marxist "human rights" organizations. Or the Labour Party for example. The trick is that ONE HAS TO BE BLACK...LIKE DITERINE TEKUME FROM LIMBE, CAMEROON, WHO CLAIMED POLITICAL ASYLUM IN IRELAND ON 23 SEP 2009...THE VERY SAME DAY AS I (a descendent of Famine victims) DID...AFTER SHE SPENT MORE THAN SIX MONTHS LIVING IN HELSINKI, FINLAND!!! WHY THE HELL DOES DITERINE TEKUMU GET TO BE IRISH WHILE I, PATRICK DOWNEY DO NOT??? TO HELL WITH THE IRISH GOVERNMENT!!! TO HELL WITH THE IRISH MEDIA AND TO HELL WITH "IRISH CENTRAL" YOU GODDAMNED TRAITORS!!! TO HELL WITH YOU ALL!!!

kuzcoed: You're not disappointing me, except in the sense that I am always disappointed when I see people with low English reading and writing skills. Check out your local community college--they may be running Basic English courses. In your case, you're obviously a dope, since I never claimed that "all Nigerians in Ireland came through political asylum channel". Bit of an illiterate, aren't you, kuzcoed?

George, sorry to disappoint you. Not all Nigerians in Ireland came through political asylum channel to obtained Irish citizenship. Many Nigerians that I knew very well are doctors, lecturers, nurses to mention but few working in Ireland and over the years naturalised themselves as Irish citizens. So what you don't fully understood, you don't assumed.

yes george your right! they dont have to say they are somali now! just play the, me no english, sh-ite and away you go! within three days they will have a free house, medical card, transport and dole! and you know its not just them that should be shot its the stupid cu-nts that call it discrimination if you dont let them in! and yes! they are as useless here as they are in every other country they infect!

I don't know how many times Irish Central has recycled this topic. My advice remains as it was the last time this item was posted: The best way to get an Irish passport is to flush your own passport down the commode of the plane just before you land at Dublin Airport. Then scream "Political Asylum, I'm a Somali" as you go thru Immigration. Result? You get accepted as a refugee--all expenses paid--and a few months later you get your Irish passport. Don't believe me? Well, check out the entire west and north of Dublin City. You'll see thousands of Nigerians who successfully claimed to be Somalis (the countries are a couple thousand miles apart, but the dopes in Irish Immigration don't know the difference) and are now Irish citizens.

Great article and will need to read in it's entirety at a later time as I have more questions to ask than what I've seen here at the moment. I shall inquire with the Irish Counslate either here in Houston Texas or in New York.

We irish delude ourselves if we believe the rest of the world welcomes us like before. We were tested re the church and child rape issue and we failed miserably. We still support the catholic cult and all its institutions as if nothing had happened. Speaking to others worldwide- they expected every irish citizen to stay away from mass and giving the church money, but we did not. So, we are now seen as a disgrace among peoples on Earth.